I think we’re on the second envelope

Ever hear the story of the new CEO that was given three envelopes by the previous CEO to open in case he ran into a problem?

The note inside the first envelope said, “Blame your predecessor.”

The note in the second said, “Reorganize”.

The last said, “Prepare three envelopes.”

I think the President must get three similar envelopes. He already used the first one. But the second one must say, “If everything that has your name on it is turning into unmitigated disasters, then say you are going to raise the minimum wage.”

But, the good news is that we are getting close to the third envelope.

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